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Cuckolded by wife and lover

Alot of this story we have as a couple enjoyed doing however some elements are purely fictional fantasy.
We are Darren 32 male, a little out of shape, still attractive with an 8″ cock and Lucy 31 size 12 34C chest and a real dirty slut when she wants to be.
Lucy has several fuck buddies who she often meets with or without me present and loves the feeling of a fresh strange cock and loves making men cum. Lucy takes pleasure in making me see her have fun with males, particulalry if they are able to stretch her tight little pussy even more than I do, moaning at me on how good they feel! When she has milked their cocks of all of their cum either in her pussy or on her tits she loves to make me lick her clean.
John arranged to take Lucy to our local swingers club with me in tow. I was told I would not be fucking anyone but would be being humiliated.
Lucy has me take her out to buy a new sexy outfit which takes allday and costs me a fortune but at the end of it she has a gorgeous short black dress, some fuck me heels stockings and bra, when we get home she takes several hours getting her self ready for the evenings entertainment. Every time I ask what the plans are I am simply told ‘You will see’.
At 8pm there is a knock at the door and Lucy shouts down and tells me to answer it. John walks in quite cockily but still friendly and tells me to get him a drink, didnt realise at the time but as the night wears on he ‘tells’ me quite a few times. Smirking he sits down with his beer. Lucy pops her head round to say she will be down soon and asks John to come upstairs. As we both head up he turns to me and asks where im going, ‘upstairs I say’, ‘she asked me not you he replies sharply’ and so I sit down. As he gets upstairs I hear him say ‘Fuck your gorgeous’ and then the door closes. I can hear them fucking and start getting very hard but it doesnt seem to last long as 15 mins later they walk downstairs, Lucy pulling the short dress back into place. She approaches me with a slight grin on her face and comes to kiss me. I love kissing her after shes just been fucked but on this occasion she spits a huge load of cum in my mouth and tells me to swallow it. I have tasted cum from her pussy many times but this is a first for her to do but I obey. She then tells to get the car keys as im driving them there. As they leave the house arm in arm like a couple I worry about the neighbours seeing anything but clearly Lucy doesnt care.
The drive is swift and reletaviley un eventful with Lucy and John doing a bit heavy petting in the back seat.
At The club it is greedy girls night, we stand as a trio at the bar area taking in the scene. Generally it feels like being in any other bar but the women are wearing alot less. Lucy and John are chatting mainly ignoring me and having the occasional snog and Lucy groping his huge cock. At about 10pm things start to heat up as one or 2 couples are entertaining a few single males in the corners. Feeling the sexual tension rising Lucy drops to her knees and brings out Johns cock and starts sucking, this brings the attention of a few singles and couples. The first couple that comes over are Laura and Steve. Laura is a slim size 10 with what looks like a nice pert ass and chest, Steve blonde haired and in good shape. Laura asks Lucy if she can have a suck of Johns cock to which she bekons her in and Lucy starts chatting with Steve. Steve asks her what her partners name is, indicating John she laughs and points me out saying that im her cuckoldvHusband but im here just to service her whilst John is going to be inviting several men to fuck her. I look down meekly as I hear Laura laugh, ‘so whats in it for him’ she asks. Lucy looks at me and tells me to answer her. I explain that Lucy wants me to lick her pussy whilst she is being fucked on my face and that I have to eat all the cum that she milks from the numerous cocks she will be taking. WOW exclaims Laura that sounds horny, I’ve never been fucked whilst having my pussy licked! Steve asks if I enjoy eating the cum and I have to admit I do.
John pipes up saying that we have a crowd now and tells Lucy to pick 5 lads so they can all go and use her in a side room. Laura asks if she can use me as Lucy clearly has lots of entertainment, at first she says no but then John says why not, you will be being fucked for a long time and we can easily use him later. lucy agrees but tells Laura that im not allowed to be pleasured just used. So off Lucy goes leaving me with Steve and Laura, Laura pulls the 2 of us to a side room and tells me to lie on the bed. As i lie down they start making out and Steve peels of her clothes, leaving just her heels and stockings on revealing a fantastc body completely smooth all over. She sits on my face and tells me to lick her pussy whilst she warms up her hubby, as im licking her pussy I can see up her body as Steve removes his top and Laura un buttons his jeans to pull out a cock only about 7″ but rediculously thick, as she starts sucking it Steve starts ramming it into her mouth and my cock starts straining at my trousers at this horny sight. After a while she turns sticking her ass in the air, her now soaking wet pussy gaping ready for his thick cock, I stop licking waiting for him to push in but get asked why i’ve stopped as she pushes back into my face at the same time Steve starts to work his cock into her. This is uncomfortably close for me as I love cleaning but not into any male male contact however everything is so congested I dont get to object as I feel his THICK shaft slide along my face and enter his wife. They both grind in my face for about 5 minutes, the juices and smell of sex being well spread over my face. Laura eventually props herself up giving Steve free reign to pummell her pussy, how she can take this I do not know. As she cums i am still licking her clit and I hear Steve let our a growl and see his cock twitching infront of my face, he is still sliding in and out of her and seems to be cumming for ages as cum starts spilling down the side of his cock whilst still buried I realise there is going to be alot to clean up! When he slides out I am not wrong and spend the next five minutes drinking a huge amount of cum from her pussy ………
To be continued

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Bike ride

Dakota was a young neighbour girl who lived just a block over from my house. She she was a foster child and I had no idea where her parents were or even if she had any…She used to walk or bike by my house almost daily. That summer I used to go for bike rides quite often and would run into her at the local park, or somewhere along the road. I was in pretty good shape and always used to wear my muscle shirt and shorts.
She would always come up to me and talk..or tag along on a bike ride with me. She was very friendly and very cute. She was at that age when she was starting to notice boys, and sometimes I would catch her looking at my crotch, and she would smile and come up to me…grab my muscles and giggle and say “they are so big and hard”….it was times like that when I began to get hard ..looking down into her pretty little eyes, and down even lower to her perky little breasts…her breasts were small and perfect and her nipples were usually poking through her little tank top. I knew it was wrong to even think those type of thoughts… but like I said, I would find my cock getting hard….harder than it had been in years.
One day I was biking along the railway tracks when Dakota and one of her friends caught up with me.
She was just a wisp of a thing, with large brown eyes, dark hair,cute little titties..wearing cotton short shorts so tight that I could see the outline of her little cunt. Dakota had on a pink halter top and white shorts…nice and tight. She was in front of me ….at times she would stand up to pedal and I could see the crack of her tight little ass….the sweat leaking down to her tiny little cunt……”what the fuck am I doing” I thought…undressing these young girls with my eyes….but I found my cock getting uncomfortably hard again.
We cut into the local school grounds and down a path to a clearing with large trees and a picnic table…Dakota in front, me in the middle and the cute little friend just behind. We just got into the clearing when she crashed…we both stopped…got off our bikes…and hurried over to her. She was not hurt very bad, a scrape on her upper thigh, and another on her shoulder…but her cute brown eyes were swelled up with tears. Dakota smiled at her and said she was alright and don’t be a whiner..She looked right past her and into my eyes and said mister…”can you kiss my bruises better ? “.. I told her not to worry and she would be fine….but Dakota insisted I do it or else we would be here all day..Oh well I thought..I picked her up off the ground…so tiny…and gave her a quick kiss on her shoulder…she dug her little hands into my biceps and giggled….I put her on the ground…she was only up to my belly button..she smiled up at me and said …now the other one..pointing at her thigh…just inches from her little cunnie….oh my God I thought…I cant…my cock was hard and straining at my shorts. Oh what the fuck….real quick…I thought and went down on my knees and gave her a kiss on her thigh…she giggled again, and I could smell the musky smell of her little cunt, as it was just inches from my nose….then Dakota grabbed me and started wrestling with me…I fell to the ground…the other girl joined in..this was insane…oh well…I was enjoying it..I started tickling them and I pinned Dakota to the ground an tickled her firm little tummy….she reached under my shirt and pinched my nipples…hard..I looked down at her and could see the mischief in her eyes….I cupped her little titties in my hands and pinched her nipples …gently…she giggled. Two young girls…all over me.. giggling…two sets of tiny little hands wondering all over my body..Dakota’s fingers slipped down and grasped my cock…she smiled and asked why is this so big ? The other little girl reached and grabbed it too and squealed.I could feel the pre cum leaking from my cock, as they probed and stroke my throbbing cock. Dakota looked up at me and pushed her hand down my shorts and stroked my naked cock…What was I doing ? I brushed away their hands ..and stood up…the little one giggled loudly and punched me hard with her tiny little hand..right in the balls…I fell to the ground in pain…I had never been punched in the balls while having a raging hard on and it hurt like hell….the girls saw my pain and settled down and stared as I moaned and groaned…Dakota came up and stroked my chest and arms and asked if I was ok…I got up slowly and said enough…it was time to go home.
We pedalled down to the end of the block…and I turned to go to my house….I said bye and the girls just continued on down the block.
I was Ok now, and my cock began to stir as I thought over the afternoon…I was definitely going to have to relieve myself…I rode my bike into the yard and put it in the garage…and just stepped into the backyard…when Dakota appeared..
She was so Hot…and so tiny..her nipples seemed almost poking out trough her pink top….she closed the gate (she knew I lived alone) and walked up to me..her piercing green eyes on mine..She said that she was really really sorry…she had driven Katy home and had come back to apologize .. She said that Katy didn’t know much about boys and how sensitive their balls were. I said that’s ok Dakota….thinking of my now hard cock…its all better now. I can see its Big again…she said, looking at my crotch…..can I kiss it better ?…she walked up to me, rested her little head on my tummy…and said can I ?…as she unbuttoned and unzipped my shorts…my straining cock popped out and my shorts fell to the ground…my cock was harder than I had ever seen it…the blood vessels bulging …her wide eyes looked at it in awe… she said Its Sooo big as she wrapped her tiny hand around it…and it was big…it looked enormous in her tiny hands….I was done…there was no turning back…this was so wrong…and it just exited me all the more. She bent her tiny little head, and kissed it on the head..she smiled up wickedly at me and asked…all better ?..I groaned….she said I used to have to do this with my Dad…but I really want to do it with you….really really want to. She smiled and licked the head of my cock with her tiny tongue…I watched her lick the pre cum off as she popped it into her warm little mouth..I had never been so turned on in all my life….I reached down and pushed her pink top over her shoulders and grasped her small breasts in my hands…she stopped sucking long enough to say I liked it when you touched me in the park….She started to suck me again…it was sooo sexy..her tiny little hands wrapped around my throbbing shaft,her mouth was so small she could only get a little more than the head in…it felt soo good….I could feel a massive orgasm building in my groin…I knew I was going to cum all over her pretty face…I pulled her mouth off my pole and lifted her up so I could lick her nipples….she coooed and said ..that feels so nice….I laid her down on the grass…still suckling her boobies an reached my hand down thru her shorts to her little pussy… I was surprised to find she was wet….I fingered her cunny for a bit , then I undid her shorts and slid them down over her tanned well muscled legs, and slipped her halter top over her head….she was perfect….for a minute I just stared at this beautiful little goddess below me…perfect little buds for breasts, with nipples as hard as rocks… rippled little tummy,her beautiful little pussy, her gorgeous little legs…
I picked her up and carried her over to the tanning blanket I had in the yard, and laid her down..I pulled off my shirt, and looked down at her…she smiled and reached for my cock, and played with my balls…..I lowered my head between her legs…my tongue found her moist little cunt and I swirled my tongue up her little slit up to the tiny little bud at the top, while I reached up and kneaded her little breasts and nipples….She was squirming and moaning…I kept licking her button faster an faster…she wrapped her little legs around my head and pulled me into her….what are you doooing..????she started shaking and thrashing….I kept licking as fast as I could…..she stiffened…her legs locking on my head, and cried out, she was trembling….she released her legs from my head….what did you do that felt sooo good …I looked up at her…she was sweating and smiling…what did you do ? I have never ever had a feeling that good!…I just smiled…I slid up her little body and put the head of my throbbing cock between her little legs and rubbed her pussy with its glistening head. I pushed slowly into her little opening, and she spread her legs wide to accept me…she was so tight the head slipped over her lips and into her little cunt…she trembled….I might hurt her I thought…I dont want to her her….I pulled my cock out of her opening, and kissed her, sliding my tongue into her mouth..I felt her little tongue find mine and she gently nibbled on me.
Dakota I said..do you want to make me feel as good as I just made you feel ? She Said yes, yes
Dakota, I said…I want you to suck and stroke my cock…just like you were before…but this time I wont pull you away…I will start moaning and shaking…and then…see this little slit in my cock ? White cream will shoot out of it…you can eat it…but you don’t have to….She looked up at me and giggled…I know ..silly..I’ve done this before…
I slid up level with her face, my cock still engorged with blood….I took one of her little hands and placed it on my balls…she smiled and took my cock back into her mouth…her tiny little mouth….it felt soo good..this time I felt her tongue swirl over the head, as she bobbed up and down, now both her hands closed over my shaft, as she stroked and sucked my cock…I could barely believe what was happening…this beautiful young thing…..I started building to the most powerful orgasm of my life… she must have sensed it…her little tongue started swirling faster and faster…her little mouth bobbing harder and harder…I spasmed…..she squeezed om my balls with her tiny fingers and jerked on the shaft of my aching cock.. my muscles became ridged this little girl was in complete control of me…then I exploded…I came so hard in her tiny mouth that my sperm drooled out of her mouth, and onto her tiny titties…..she kept sucking and sucking…swallowing everything she could….sperm dripping out of her mouth, she ran her little hands all over my sweaty body….she looked up at me…cupped my balls in her hand and said…all better?……I nodded and smiled
She said next time I want you inside me Don….or maybe up my ass.
Next Time?….I held her little body tightly…next time……..my cock began to stir

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Truth or Dare with Beth, part 2

It was morning and I was beginning to wake up. I noticed that I was waking up with some good, old fashioned morning wood and was trying to stay asleep to enjoy whatever dream was making me hard this morning. The dream felt so real, it felt as though someone was really stroking my cock. It was all so vivid. It definitely wasn’t my hand, it felt too small and soft. This was incredible, the best dream ever! Then it took a turn my sex dreams never took – I felt a strange feeling in my ass!
Suddenly I realized what was happening. I remembered that I wasn’t alone in bed. I remembered my friend Beth was visiting. I remembered she had found the strap on dildo last night in my apartment. I remembered that she had put it on during our game of Truth or Dare the night before and fucked my ass with it. And I remembered that she went to bed with it still on.
I turned my head to look behind me and see her. “Did you have fun last night?” she asked seductively.
“Of course I did. I always have fun with you.”
“Do you remember our new arrangement?”
“Not at all.”
“What is the new agreement then?” She wanted to hear me say it.
“You are the only one that can make dares now. I have to do anything you want. I am now your bitch for the weekend.”
Beth was rubbing her dildo through my ass crack. As I said those last words the stroking quickened. She was obviously turned on from hearing me say she was in control.
“Are you ready for another ass fucking then?”
“I am ready for anything you want me to do, Beth.”
Her left hand was still reaching around, stroking my cock as we both laid on our right sides. I felt the phallus slide through my cheeks a few more times before after one down stroke it stopped.
“Pull your cheeks apart!”
I reached my left hand back, grabbed my left cheek and pulled it up, giving Beth access to my ass hole. I felt the tip touch my brown hole and then slight pressure. I wanted to feel the cock back inside of me and I felt myself pushing back onto the strap on. Beth pushed forward, my ass relaxed and I felt the head split my crack and push in. She held it there for a second letting me adjust to my anal intruder and feel the round head before she began pushing in more.
Beth wasn’t taking her time being nice and slow while entering me like she had last night. Once she began pushing she just kept going. I felt every inch of the toy sliding past my sphincter muscle. I felt every “vein” of the cock as it slid into me. And then I felt the head pressing against my prostate.
“Oh fuck you are so deep inside of me!”
“I bet I can get it deeper. Would you like to feel me deeper inside your ass?” Beth hissed into my ear.
Without waiting for a reply, Beth took her hand from my cock, placed it on my hips and pushed forward as far as she possibly could. The dildo she was wearing pressed against me from the inside and felt like she was trying to push it through my stomach.
She pulled back and I again felt every ridge of the cock slide across me, just in reverse this time. As the cock began to almost exit me, I felt the pull of Beth’s hand on my hip as her waist moved forward again thrusting the rubber toy back into me. She picked up her pace, moving her hips back and forth, the toy sliding in and out. I loved every second of it. I felt so hard and soft at the same time sliding in and out of me. I could hear Beth breathing in my ear. Her lust was evident. She was loving the power of being on the fucking end of things for once.
“Fuck yeah, take my cock you little bitch! You like your ass filled, don’t you? You love feeling me fuck you deep!”
And I did! Each time she pushed it deep inside me I moaned like a bitch in heat. I never wanted her to take the tool out of me.
I felt Beth shift her weight to her left and made us both roll off of our right sides and onto our stomachs without ever removing the dildo from my ass. Beth’s weight was now on top of me. She moved up onto her elbows, pulled her knees up more and pushed deep inside of me again. In her new position, Beth had even more control and began grinding her pelvis into my ass. Each stroke went all the way out until just the tip was left inside me and then she slammed the entire length back into me.
My dick was pressed against the bed and each thrust also brought with it the pleasure of friction against my shaft. The new sensation was amazing and was making it hard not to cum. Beth seemed to read my mind.
“Don’t you fucking cum yet!” she demanded. “I have another dare planned for that. You let me know when you think you can’t hang on any longer. Until then, just keep enjoying me inside your ass!”
Beth was so worked up now that she couldn’t stop her dirty talk.
“You really love this thing inside of you, huh? I bet you are starting to wonder what a real cock would feel like inside your ass. Would you like that? I know I would like to watch it. That would be so hot, watching some guy ass fuck you!”
She didn’t wait for any answers, just kept turning herself on more with her talk. She was pounding my tight hole. Each thrust carried as much force as she could muster. The bed rocked into the wall each time she pushed it back inside of me. My bed was squeaking and I could only imagine what my downstairs neighbors were thinking!
It was all too much now. I couldn’t last much longer. The fucking had lasted at least 20 minutes and I needed to cum!
“I’m ready to cum, Beth.”
She pulled out of me in one long motion and stood on the bed.
“Roll onto your back. Good, now throw your legs back so you are doubled over with your ass in the air.”
I did as I was told. Beth moved above me, put one leg on each side of me, bent her knees and sunk the dildo back into my ass. She just resumed her fucking in this awkward position. She was sliding into me like a piston in a car engine. I also noticed how close my dick was to my face.
“Are you ready for your next dare?” she asked as she continued thrusting downward. “I dare you to open your mouth, cum on your own face and swallow as much as you can shoot into your mouth!”
Beth kept fucking me, the whole time looking straight down, not taking a chance to miss me giving myself a facial. Each thrust brought my cock closer to my mouth and I wondered if it were possible to give myself a blow job from this position. I was past the point of no return. I needed to cum. As I watched the sexy, slender red head above me repeatedly slam a strap on dildo into my ass, I opened my mouth and began to stroke my cock.
“Oh yes! You’re going to do this! Fuck yeah! Shoot your load all over your face! I want to watch you swallow your own cum so badly! Fucking cum for me!”
Beth’s comments were leaving her mouth as fast as her dildo was penetrating me. Then it happened. The first shot missed my mouth and made me flinch as it landed just below my left eye. I readjusted in time and the second shot landed right on my tongue. So did the second and third before the fourth and fifth missed again and coated my face. I was then done with shots of my load and just moved my cock back over my mouth to let the last few dribbles fall onto my waiting tongue.
“Don’t swallow yet!” Beth demanded as she pulled the dildo out of my ass and let my legs fall back to the bed. “Sit up and open wide!”
She reached over and grabbed her camera and snapped pictures of the sticky jizz in my mouth and on my face. “I am going to cum so hard when I masturbate to these back home! Ok, swallow now.”
I did as was told and felt the creamy mess slide down my throat. I then licked as much as I could off of my lips. Then Beth scooped as much of my spunk off of my chin as possible and fed it to me. Each time I swallowed my seed right down. Each time I enjoyed it more.
“Fuck that was hot!” exclaimed Beth. “Now, clean my dick off like a good little bitch. Taste the remnants of shit you left on my pole you dirty little whore!”
I got on my knees and took the dildo into my mouth and slid my mouth down the shaft, licking it as I went, tasting the muskiness of my own ass. Beth was looking down on me, enjoying treating me like her bitch as I sucked her cock. I felt her pushing farther with each thrust – Beth was trying to get me to deepthroat the rod. My throat began to relax and accommodate more and more of the intruder, just as my ass had done.
“That’s it,” she said approvingly. “Take me in your throat. You are becoming quite the cocksucker and fucker. You could really please some guys cock. I know you are pleasing mine. Now, open up and take it all!”
Beth reached her right hand around the back of my head and began to push as she slowly thrust her hips forward. The object met with resistance the back of my throat, but it was quickly obvious that she would not be pulling backward until she couldn’t push any farther. I began to consciously contort my throat muscles, trying to find a way to take the entire length. Beth began to increase the pressure on the back of my head. There was maybe a quarter inch left to go and Beth pushed my head and jabbed her hips forward and my lips were around the base of the toy – my nose touching her flat stomach. I had taken the entire thing. Since she had gotten it this far into my ass, too, I could taste dried shit every millimeter along the way.
“Look up at me! That’s good! Fuck, I think I can see the shape of it in your throat!”
Beth reached over to my nightstand and grabbed my camera and snapped a picture. She then proceeded to slide the dildo out of my mouth in half inch increments, taking a picture each time she stopped.
“Does this thing have a video function to it?” It did. And Beth found it. For being a small little camera it had surprisingly good video quality and it also recorded sound. She aimed the lens at herself and recorded an intro.
“Hi, this is Beth. I am making my little bitch boy Patrick suck my strap on dildo after I just fucked his ass good and deep with it. I hope you enjoy watching.”
She then trained the camera back down on me and told me to suck her good. I was a little uneasy about the camera, but I wasn’t going to disappoint! I grabbed her hips and pulled my mouth forward as far as possible making myself deepthroat her this time. That received some very positive commentary from her on the video as she kept a running dialogue of the entire event. I got into a good pace. The cock slid past my lips, into my mouth and down my throat. Then slid out of my throat, past my tongue and then the tip was on my lips.
I was sucking her nicely. My throat had adapted to the pole being pushed into it with each thrust and a good amount of saliva had built up acting as lube. But Beth wanted to put on a show for the camera, so she grabbed my head again and began thrusting. She was going all the way in each time, but was moving much faster. She was fucking my face. Saliva was flowing freely and I was drooling out of the sides of my mouth from her fucking. I felt so depraved and I loved it! Finally, Beth slammed her cock home into the back of my throat and instead of pulling back out as I expected, she left the member choking me. My eyes were bugging out of my head as I looked up at her, pleading her with my eyes to take it out and let me breath again. Beth loved it and she told the camera so. At last, she pulled the cock from my throat and my mouth completely. I gasped for air deeply, inhaling as much as possible!
Beth again turned the camera on herself saying, “Now THAT, my friends, is how you suck a cock! I hope you enjoyed watching my slut Patrick blow me!” And she turned the camera off.
“We need two things now,” declared Beth. “First, we need to find a web site to post this video and two, to record more!” And she bent over, kissed me deeply on the lips, and walked out of my bedroom to my computer, leaving me still on my knees. I couldn’t wait for more!

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My life with Steph (and her sister) Chapter 2 A woman is born

This is the second chapter in my story, I hope you like it. I read with interest the comments on chapter one then reread it myself. I felt at first it was far too short with not enough detail or background, it was written from the heart and as close to the facts as I remember it needed no embellishments. One thing I remembered is that Steph wore a coat. It was February or March 1979 it was cold and wet although not raining at the time. I have gone into a lot more detail in this chapter and will do so in future, this chapter is pretty much as I remember and is true although it wasn’t as hot as I describe. I tried to write it in a way that would convey as much about the way I felt (feel) about my girlfriend/wife. If you feel it’ long winded forgive me. After this chapter I will not say whether anything is true or not you will have to try and decide for yourself. Enjoy.

Teen Commandments

1.Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)
2. Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3. Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)
4. Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5. Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6. Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow…just start them.)
7. Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8. Thou shall not wear revealing clothes in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9. Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, “just do it”)
10. Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave ’em in the middle)

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The Amish INcursion pt 3

It was Sarah’s turn to have a mild panic awakening. The Sterile smelling unfamiliar bed and fresh bleached sheets confusing her. A soft hand pulling her thighs open from just below the knee