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my wifes escapade

Let me introduce myself first. My name is Rommi and have been married to beutiful wife simi for 10yrs now. It so happened that we were married at an early age as I was staying in a remote part of Taanzania where I was extremely lonely. I had requested my dad to arrange my wedding soon as Where I was I would have all sorts of problems at home as Most of the day I was at work. After 3yrs we moved to Kenya where most of our relatives were.
When we were staying in the country side my wife and I had lots of fun as we would go and have sex outdoors in the junge area. We got so much used to this that we had to go outdoors for sex at least once a week. The fun I had was that i could fulfil my hobby of taking nude photos of my wife in different places. On the other hand although she would not admit it my wife enjoyed taking clothes off with the thrill of someone actually seeing her.
Back in the city we were like caged animals.Simi knew I had a fantasy of getting her fucked by someone else while i took her pictures but always played tough and would not give in to this. One sunday afternoon we were both free and fondling each other when i felt she was really horny. I teased her more by licking,caressing and fondling her. In a few minutes she was stark naked in our living room. the curtains were open and i noticed she was not uncomfortable about this. I got her to the window of our second floor apartment and where i knelt and licked her wet, juicy cunt while she stood holding the window frame exposed to anyone watching from the road side from waist upwards. Soon she was dripping with honey from her lovepot and I knew i could take it a step ahead.I sttood up and asked her if she would come with me to the office as i had to pick a parcel. She protested that we first finish what we were doing. I convinced her it would be better if i was relaxed and not in a hurry.
With only a summer dress she was sitting beside me as we drove to the city centre of Nairobi and to the building where my office was. Once in my 10th floor office I told her to strip but she refused as ther are huge windows and the next building was a hotel from whose window my office was visible and vice versa. I lied to her that theglass was one way and nobody from outside could see us. As I did not persist she fell for it and let her dress fall to her feet as i played least interested and busy with some work. I watched from the corner of my eye as she stood near the glass wall looking outside as she moved one slowly over her tits and down to her wet cunt. Suddenly she sprang backwards and said there were two guys in the room of the hotel watching her . I laughed and said they were looking at their own reflection. i suggested she do it to herself facing them and imagining they were really watching She liked the idea and dragged a sofa infront of the glass. I was now watching as she spread her legs and started massaging her tits and wet pussy. After a about half an hour she was screaming as she came. It took her a few minutes to recover but was so happy she just laid there naked. All this time i had not gone near her or the window.I broke the news to her that she had just performed in front of a live audience to which she sat up and said i was lying. iasked her to wave to the guys and they waved back with a thumbs up sign. She jumped up and ran out of their view.
The following weekend I had planned to fulfil my fantasy. This is what i did.
I booked a room in a hotel in town where we were not known. After a passionate night out we got to the hotel room all steamed up and ready to fuck. Simi was as usual in her heated and horny state. In the room i switched on the light we were on the bed in seconds like hungry wild animals . I gave her a proper pussy lick which i love to do. soon i was riding her and shooting my load on her tits. she had not yet had even her first orgasm and she’e usually very bold at this stage. i said would blindfold her and take a few pics. As she lay blind folded i slowly opened the door to let in my two friends with whom i had arranged the previous weeks episode at the office. she was now calling me to give her a good fucking but i said wanted to tie her to the bed first. Amidst half protests she agreed as she was eager to have a cock up her love canal.
With her hands tied to the posts of the bed i gestured to my friends to start working on her as she was getting impatient for a good fucking.Without much contact elsewhere the first guy pushed his rod slowly into her cunt with which let out a moan of relief and pleasure at the same time. My second friend then slowly bent down and started licking her tits. she was screaming with pleasure by now and i was busy with my camera. I think the clicking of the camera gave me away as she called out my name. I answered and she was sure i was in another part of the room.I then took the blindfold off her leaving her tied to the bed. She just stared as if angry but did not say anything as my two friends fucked her in turns for the rest of the night while i clicked away happily…………………………

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Jail Break

Jessica walked up to the front of the faceless grey hulk of the prison and pressed the intercom at the staff entrance. The day was already bright, sunny and hot despite the early hour but this did little to alleviate the drab monolith in front of her, its walls topped with razor wire and the tireless all seeing cameras.
The intercom crackled to life, ‘Who is it please?’ said a bored sounding voice.
‘Jessica’ she replied, standing in front of the camera mounted in the door and brandishing her security pass.
There was a sound of bolts being drawn back electronically and the door swung open allowing Jessica to enter the prison. Two guards were there to meet her and escort her to the Warden’s office where she worked, and they both looked her up and down.
‘You sure Warden Makepeace won’t bawl you out for wearing that?’ said one.
‘Oh for fuck’s sake it’s going to be like 95 degrees today and I’m not wearing trousers’.
Jessica was irritable. She was already late due to the traffic and this was making her later. Anyway who the hell did these meatheads think they were? she thought to herself.
‘If the Warden has a problem with my attire I’ll take it up with him’.
Jessica looked in the mirror and smoothed her clothing down. She was wearing a pretty, lightweight dress with a small flower print that was sleeveless and hugged her slim figure perfectly. It was short, but not obscenely so and came to around 4 inches above the knee, showing off her long legs to perfection, while her white, high heeled sandals finished off the ensemble, pushing her calves into a sexy shape. She had not dressed specifically to tease, but this oppressively hot weather required light clothes and she was damned if she was going to sit in the office with its dodgy air con feeling like she was about to melt.
Another buzzer sounded at the inner door and it swung open, leading through to the main complex of the prison. Jessica followed the two guards, her thick, long auburn hair flowing over her shoulders and halfway down her back and entered the main hall. The serried ranks of cells stretched around and above her but there was no sound from the inmates. When Jessica had started this job, she had been greeted by whistles, catcalls and crude remarks but Warden Makepeace had punished those responsible severely so now no one dared to make a comment, but they still watched.
As Jessica walked across the complex, her footsteps echoed in the empty space. She flicked her eyes from side to side and could see the men watching intently like a pride of lions stalking their prey. She had guessed that today’s outfit would attract more attention than usual and she wasn’t wrong. The men viewed her with naked lust, undressing her with their eyes and Jessica found to her surprise that she was extremely turned on by being an object of desire for all these dangerous, horny, sex starved men. By the time she got to the other side of the complex and had passed through the security door she could feel dampness in her knickers and was acutely aware of her hard nipples showing through the thin material of her dress.
Warden Makepeace looked up as Jessica entered the office.
‘Sorry I’m late Warden, the traffic was hell his morning’ she said as she sat down behind her desk and flicked her computer on.
Makepeace looked at her intently, resting his chin on steepled fingers.
‘Jessica, I don’t make dress code rules for fun’. ‘We have a difficult situation here at the moment, the prison is overcrowded and anything can spark off a disturbance’. ‘You must realise that a highly attractive lady like yourself dressed like that could cause…..problems, fights’.
‘Warden, it is going to be 95 degrees and you expect me to sit in this sweatshop in a suit?’. Jessica’s voice was level but held more than a hint of barely suppressed temper.
Makepeace picked up on this. ‘The engineer has promised to fix the aircon this week’ he said in a more conciliatory tone but I would appreciate it if you could come to work more appropriately dressed’.
Jessica sighed to herself. To be honest that was pretty mild by Makepeace’s standards as he had been known to go crazy over minor infringements of the rules, so she settled down to look at her inbox and type up a growing pile of reports, assessments, care plans….everything the modern penal system seemed to throw up these days.
Makepeace looked at Jessica as he organised the paperwork on his desk. He admired her efficiency and the cool, unflustered way in which she handled the pressures of the job. He had four Personal Assistants before she came, none of whom stuck it for longer than a few months so he gave Jessica a bit more latitude than he normally would. He watched her legs under the desk as she stretched them, her skirt riding a little higher and affording him a view of her pale, shapely thigh. His cock stirred in his trousers and he hurriedly looked away in case she caught him looking at her and looked at the latest Government forms he was supposed to fill in or ‘death by red tape’ as he called them.
Jessica concentrated on reducing the pile in her in tray with some success although the wheezy air conditioning was simply not coping with the summer heat and the temperature in the office was rising uncomfortably causing her to feel clammy. She got up to go to the bathroom to get some cool water to dab herself with just as a siren abruptly started wailing in the yard.
Makepeace stabbed a few numbers into his phone.
‘Security, what’s going on?’ he said calmly
‘There’s a disturbance in C wing sir, a fight has broken out and spread over the whole floor’. ‘We have sealed off the wing and it seems to be OK for now’.
‘Very good’ said Makepeace curtly. ‘Call me immediately if you have an update’.
‘Anything we need to worry about?’ asked Jessica.
‘Apparently not’ he replied looking thoughtful. ‘I’m going across to the security centre to look at the remote camera pictures and if I think there is any danger I’ll send guards to get you out as quickly as possible’.
‘Thanks’ she said as Makepeace strode off purposefully down the corridor.
Jessica continued to try and concentrate but it was simply impossible with the infernal racket of the siren so she poked her head out of the office to see if she could see anything of what was happening and walked to the connecting door to the main block. There was little she could see through the small glass portal but the noise from the inmates was deafening. However, the guards were situated in the centre of the hall and the cells were still locked so everything appeared to be under control. Having satisfied herself there was no immediate cause for alarm she returned to her office and once again picked up the report she had been working on.
In C wing the situation was worsening for the prison staff. Although the area had initially been sealed, some prisoners who were skilled in electronics had managed to access the control relays and open the doors by springing the failsafe mechanism.
There were running battles between C wing and B wing and Warden Makepeace was running out of options.
‘Take ten men and go to the armoury’ he ordered. ‘Live rounds but fire above their heads on the first volley and await my instructions’.
The young guard nodded his assent and made off quickly with his companions. The armoury was situated between two heavily reinforced doors at the junction of the main complex and the corridors which led to the three primary wings of the prison and as they arrived, the guard signalled for the armoured door to be opened. As the bolts slid back an alarm went off in the main block and all of the cell doors sprang open, courtesy of the C wing hackers who had compromised the core security system.
The guards looked on horrified as the prisoners swarmed out of their cells, retreating towards the exit doors to try and seal off the main hall but they were too late and were cut off. The guards outside the armoury were trapped and the armoury door swung open just as they were overwhelmed by the baying mob. The prisoners quickly dealt with the remaining guards and burst through the open door and into the armoury.
The fight in the main block was short but brutal. The guards were heavily outnumbered and surrendered quickly as the situation was hopeless. Those that were guilty of mistreating their charges were dealt violent summary justice and were beaten senseless or killed. The rest were herded together and locked in the armoury.
The ringleaders passed out the guns among the men, and they now ran down the main corridor towards C wing whooping with delight while others tried to batter down the doors to get out of the prison.
Warden Makepeace looked ashen faced at the monitors as he watched the armed prisoners stream towards C wing realising that the guards down there were now caught in a pincer. He ordered the head of security to call the Police as he realised the situation has spiralled dangerously out of control and then rang down to his office.
‘Jessica, listen to me, you have to get out and get out now’. ‘Use the service corridor and skirt around the main complex, do not try to go through there’. ‘Head for the trade entrance on the north side of the block, the code for the door is 98326’.
‘How about you?’ said Jessica in a shaky voice.
‘Don’t worry about me, you have to get out’ he said and she could hear a note of panic in his normal calm demeanour.
Jessica quickly turned off her computer, gathered her things and headed out towards the service corridor, her heart thumping in her chest. She quickly reached the narrow entrance and followed the exit signs towards the north side of the prison, her ears straining to hear any sounds that might mean trouble ahead. As she arrived level with the main block she heard a splintering up ahead as a door gave way and shouted voices and footsteps echoing in the corridor. Jessica froze with fear and then quietly began to retrace her steps. Fortunately the footsteps seemed to recede and she guessed that the men were headed for the same exit she was trying to get to, but the bad news was that she was effectively trapped.
There was nowhere to go except back the way she had come and as she neared the Warden’s office she could hear the sounds of it being ransacked and destroyed. She crept past the entrance silently with her heart in her mouth until she reached the door into the main block which was now open, another prize for the C wing hackers.
Jessica cautiously looked through and found that the main block was eerily silent, all the inmates seemingly having headed for one of the exits. There was no way she could stay where she was so she crept into the main block and skirted round the edge, hoping to find somewhere she could hide amongst the debris of the wrecked cells. She reached the stairwell and climbed up the iron steps as quietly as she could, hardly daring to look behind her, fearing the shouts that would mark her discovery. As she reached the top her breathing slowed again and she listened for any noise that might signal that someone was still up here. After a short while she moved on again, doubled over behind the railings to hide her self from being seen from below, heading towards a store at the end of the corridor. If that had been looted then she might be able to shut herself in and hide until help arrived as nobody would bother going back there she thought.
Jessica was now passing the high security cells, all the doors open and as empty as the rest when suddenly an arm shot out and hauled her inside the nearest cell. A hand was clamped over her mouth to prevent her screams which she instinctively bit down on, hearing a howl of pain as she wriggled free.
‘Quite a little firebrand ain’t she’ said a hulking figure in front of her. More men came into the cell from the adjoining areas until there were around ten of them in the small space. Jessica could see from the distinctive uniforms that these were all lifers, men without hope for parole. She recognised the hulk as Matt Lewin from his report card and quickly recalled the details. First degree murder of his girlfriend and another man who he thought she was having an affair with. He had also murdered the man’s brother and his entre family by burning down their house after locking them inside. The man she had bitten was Bubba Marconi, Mafia hitman. She recognised Barry Martin, the poisoner and David Karlsen, the baby faced con man who had swindled several high ranking officials out of millions. What had really sealed his fate was that he had also fucked all their wives.
Christ this was like a Who’s who of America’s most wanted she thought as the grinning men edged towards her.
‘Want me to cut her, make her scream’ said a weasel faced man who she couldn’t quite place. Lewin glared at the weasel who shrank back but still the men came on, their leering looks leaving her in no doubt what they had planned.
Despite her desperate situation, Jessica found herself turned on. These guys were fit, their bodies sculpted from endless hours of exercise in the gym, their sole respite from the numbing boredom of prison life and the obvious bulges in their pants made her wet with anticipation. She needed to find an angle, needed to take the initiative so instead of cowering in the corner she took a step forward, looking Lewin straight in the eye and sank to her knees in front of him. Her hands worked quickly and skilfully at the buttons and soon she had his cock out in the open. Lewin was a big man, tall with big hands and feet and Jessica was delighted to find that his cock was in proportion, at least 8 inches long and as thick as her wrist.
‘Oooh when did this big boy last see some action’ she purred and kissed the tip of his straining cock head, feeling it stiffen as her hand glided over his thick shaft.
Jessica continued to work her hand up and down until she could see a clear drop of precum appear and then stuck out her tongue to lick it off, continuing down until his swollen helmet was engulfed by her moist parted lips. She could see other men releasing their hard pricks out of the corner of her eye as she worked her tongue in quick, lashing movements over Lewin’s cock and wickedly decided to give them a real show. She had seen some models giving really deep throat in one of her husband’s porno films and now she aped them, sucking the huge dick deep into her mouth and working it frantically with her hand.
‘Oh you are so big, your cock is so beautiful’ she moaned as her lips sucked at his member and her tongue wiggled into the sensitive hole at the tip.
‘I’ll give you something to moan about’ said the weasel in a thick voice as he pushed to the front.
Lewin’s hand shot out, catching the weasel by the throat and lifting him easily into the air. The man struggled, choking and spluttering, his face turning red, then purple as Lewin choked the life out of him. At the last moment he dropped the wheezing weasel to the ground.
‘Get rid of that sick fuck, I don’t want to see him in my face again’ he snarled. Remember, no one and I mean no one hurts this bitch unless I say so’.
Through all this, Lewin’s cock seemed to have become even stiffer, an iron bar made flesh and Jessica did not miss a beat, sucking on his big fuck stick and cradling his massive, heavy balls in her hand.
Billy Joe Ray and Mark Walcott picked up the weakly struggling weasel and dragged him quickly down the corridor not wanting to miss the unexpected entertainment back in the cell.
‘What the fuck we goin’ to do with him Mark’ said Billy Joe
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‘B Wing’ said Mark. ‘They hate his sort there’
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The men quickly reached B Wing and dragged the weasel inside.
‘Listen up everyone’ yelled Mark ‘who remembers Ben Laforge?’.
The weasel struggled to get free and the men currently trashing B Wing stopped and stared, the light of recognition passing across their faces.
‘Well say hello to your new friends Ben’ laughed Billy Joe propelling him towards the mob as he and Mark turned back the way they had come, leaving the now screaming child rapist to his deserved fate.
Back in the cell Jessica had more cocks to work on as other men joined the fun and she was sucking on their straining pricks for all she was worth as the men stood patiently in a row. This was the most wildly erotic situation she had ever been in, she was powerless and yet somehow all powerful but the real thrill came from the knowledge that she was ultimately at the mercy of these men. As the last two rejoined the group she helped herself to their tools too, counting ten thick pricks in all, glistening with her saliva.
Jessica stood, her body tingling all over with nervous, sexually charged energy and unzipped her dress at the back, sidling sexily back up to the huddled men, letting them tug her dress down so it fell to the floor before spinning away with a dirty grin on her face.
Matt Lewin’s eyes looked like they would pop out of his head as he drank in her perfect, slim body encased in some delicate, lacy underwear recently purchased from Victoria’s Secret. Jessica stood with her legs slightly apart and pushed her hair up on top of her head, raising both arms in a sexy pose and pouted at the men, thrilled by the rapt expressions of attention on their faces.
She now turned her back to them and unclasped her bra, slowly turning back towards them. With crossed arms in front of her, she walked up to Matt, allowing him to pull the bra from her shoulders and feel her firm tits topped with large, prominent rose coloured nipples. Jessica passed down the line allowing each man to feel her, shuddering at their touch as they squeezed her breasts and pulled on the sensitive buds, amazed at the degree of control she had before backing away again and hooking her thumbs into her lacy panties. The gusset was soaked as she slowly slid them down her slender thighs revealing her neatly trimmed auburn pussy to their gaze, running her middle finger down her wet slit and then tasting her own juices with closed eyes, a beatific expression on her face.
She crossed back to the men again, now totally naked apart from her high heeled sandals and the men clustered round her. Lewin’s lips clasped themselves to hers as various hands roamed over her body, seeking out her most secret places. Her erect nipples were receiving a good deal of attention from two wet, sucking mouths and a hand was gently prising her thighs apart while another sought out her clit. Jessica groaned as a thick finger entered her hot pussy and began to pump inside her.
This was too much for Lewin who moved everyone out of the way and laid Jessica on the small bed on one side of the cell, kneeling between her legs so he could taste his first pussy in years. He pushed her thighs up and started at her asshole, gently running his tongue around the puckered hole, making Jessica squirm with pleasure as he traced his tongue over her inner thighs, teasing her, before running his tongue up her wet slit.
Lewin reached the top of her sex and moved deeper, running his wet tongue over her clit causing Jessica to gasp with pleasure. The other men were encouraging Lewin and their crude remarks made her feel even hornier as she felt Bubba’s cock slide across her lips. Jessica opened her mouth and curled her tongue around the tip of his hardening cock, running her fingers lightly down the pulsing vein, drawing him in and sucking deeply as Bubba fucked her mouth. More hands began to paw at her tits and run over her belly and arms, adding to the sensations in her tingling sex, making her lose control by the minute, as she abandoned herself to her forbidden desires.
Matt Lewin was now tonguing her vigorously and deeply, using his thick fingers to stimulate the area around her clit. She gagged on Bubba’s cock as she felt her orgasm rising, showering Lewin’s face with her pungent juices that now dripped off his chin.
‘Oh baby’ Lewin croaked, as he pulled Jessica off the bed to sit astride him and guided his thick, long tool into her soaking snatch.
She soon found that she had two cocks in her face, vying for her attention and found her hands quickly occupied with more rock hard shafts which she proceeded to wank gently. Behind her, a man had greased up his fingers with some looted cream and slid them between her ass cheeks, seeking out her tight little starfish. Jessica relaxed as much as she could while the man lubed her anus and slid a finger inside her tightest hole, making her gasp as he plunged it deep inside. Lewin was pumping her pussy like a man possessed while the guys in front of her were taking turns to fuck her hot mouth, calling her ‘bitch’, ‘whore’…anything they could think of which only served to increase her excitement.
She felt Lewin’s fat cock twitch and spasm inside her and then erupt as he came in wave after wave deep inside her belly, continuing to fuck her to the hilt. As his cock softened it slid out of her well screwed hole with a plop and she now found herself sitting astride Barry Martin, guiding his dick into her dripping cunt. Before she could start riding him she felt another tool prodding at her asshole, demanding entry. Barry pulled her forward and she felt her ass cheeks being pulled apart and a rock hard cock poking at her tight chute. Jessica moaned as she felt the mushroom head stretch her sphincter and then he was inside her, moving deeper and now in tandem with the cock in her pussy, causing the most intense sensations she had ever known. She felt Bubba’s cock in her mouth begin to pulse, covering her face in its sticky seed, immediately replaced by another man she didn’t even recognise.
The heavy balls of the man behind her were slapping her ass at the end of each stroke, the man screwing her pussy was mauling her tits and fingering her clit and the warm, sticky spray on her body told her that the shaft she held in her hand had just shot its load. The sensations all rolled into one as Jessica lost track of time and lost track of who and where she was as panting orgasms wracked her slim body.
Jessica was a plaything for these men, it was as if she had no will of her own as they used her body to relieve their pent up desires. One after the other they pushed her into every position imaginable, serving their deepest fantasies as they plundered every hole until they were spent and she was alone and spread eagled on the floor, covered with the fruits of their lust.
Jessica lay there for a few minutes and then stiffly got to her feet.
‘Any chance of grabbing a shower baby’ she said to Lewin, smiling coyly.
‘Where are you gonna get a shower babe?’ he laughed. ‘Anything that could be ripped out has been ripped out’.
‘Maybe in the Warden’s office?’
Lewin looked her in the eyes. ‘OK, four of you take her to the Warden’s office’. ‘Any trouble come straight back’.
Jessica slipped on her discarded dress and followed the men to her old workplace. The main office had been trashed but the small, private bathroom behind was more or less untouched and Jessica gratefully climbed under the steaming jets. She now had a little time to think – the men didn’t seem to want to harm her but they were dangerous and unstable and she had no idea how long she could keep them sweet.
She finished her shower and dried off quickly on a scrap of towel as the men once again eyed her firm, sexy body and walked back to the cell with them.
‘I have an idea’ she announced to Lewin.
‘Go ahead’ he said with an air of hopelessness. ‘Bubba’s just checked and the whole place is surrounded by cops’. ‘There’s guys out there chucking stuff and taking the odd pot shot with a rifle but we’re screwed basically’.
‘There’s some uniforms, fresh back from the laundry in the Warden’s closet’. ‘The door is intact so they should still be there’. ‘They will know I’m a prisoner and as the only woman, I will be attracting most of the attention’.
‘Go on’ said Lewin, the germ of what she was planning beginning to form in his mind.
‘Are there negotiators out there?’ she asked.
‘Yeah’ said Bubba ‘but they ain’t mentioning you’.
‘Of course not you dumb fuck’ said Jessica exasperatedly. ‘That would be the surest way of getting me gang banged’ she said with more than a hint of irony.
There were sniggers around the cell – not many of them would dare talk to Bubba like that but she had appeared to get away with it.
‘We need someone, a prisoner, to come to the door and say he was releasing us as a goodwill gesture’ she continued.
‘Who is going to volunteer to stay in this stinking hole while the rest of us bunk off’ snapped Lewin.
There was a moment of silence and then an older man stepped forward. ‘I’ll do it’.
‘Frank, why would you do a thing like that?’ said Lewin as if the man was stupid.
‘There’s nothing outside for me Matt, I couldn’t survive outside now, who would want me?’ replied Frank.
Lewin looked at him and made a snap decision.
‘Let’s go’ he said and they all hurried down to the Warden’s office.
Ten minutes later they were making their way down the service corridor dressed as the hated screws towards the north entrance. The door had been battered but the prisoners had not been able to force a way through the armoured structure and it was now abandoned.
Jessica punched in the exit code and was relieved when the door opened. Frank stood behind her and Lewin, pushing them both out the door about 100 yards from the surrounding cordon of Police.
‘I’m releasing some hostages’ he shouted. ‘I don’t want no trouble so don’t shoot or my men will kill ‘em’.
Frank dashed back inside and the rest of the ‘guards’ came out blinking into the light. With their heads down they made their way to the nearest part of the cordon, surprising the confused men on the roof who failed to get a single shot off.
Jessica was immediately engulfed by newsmen and reporters who had instantly recognised her as she crossed no man’s land and she was soon in the middle of an animated and detailed interview. Hardly anyone noticed the guards although they suffered a few sneering looks from the Police officers, who assumed from their crisp uniforms and lack of bruises that they had given up without a fight.
‘OK, you men over here, yelled the District Commissioner at the guards, shaking their hands without even looking at them and smiling a fixed smile as a thin line of photographers reeled off a few shots.
‘Over there for debrief’ he waved airily as he charged into the media scrum for a far better photo opportunity with Jessica.
The ‘guards’ quickly split up and edged away from where they were supposed to go. No one noticed as they quietly made their way through the crowd and disappeared into the surrounding streets.
Lewin stuck his hands in his pockets, relishing his first taste of freedom, and felt a scrap of paper. He pulled it out and read it. It said simply ‘Thanks hun’ luv Jessica and a phone number. Lewin broke into a wide smile and walked a little taller as he turned the corner, losing sight of the prison for the first time in years.

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Tina and the Stuffed Pussy – Chapter 8 The End of Tina’s Innocence

Tina and her brother are on their own with the mob after them. To keep them safe, Tina agrees to work in her sadistic bosses new gentleman’s club in exchange for room, board, a place to hide, and support for her to help her little brother enter high school and have a “normal life”.
Things degenerate quickly as her sadistic boss forces her to new levels of depravity and explores various taboo topics with each show! Look for Tina to continue losing her innocence with each passing day

Fun at the Zoo

This is a story I posted on my old account, but it got kicked because of the age of the characters. If you’ve read it already, it’s basically the same thing as the last time I posted it, but Jacob is eighteen this time.

A Tasty Dinner

They were two really sweet college girls who were about to live a horror they would never believe.

Jones Family Orgy

This story contains Bi sexuality (FF and MM)
With the family Jones, sexuality was always considered a normal and natural thing. When Tim had been a little boy, his parents had caught him watching them naked on the couch, masturbating each other. They had calmly invited him to sit between them and they had explained what was happening in the porn movie that was playing on the big screen TV. And then they demonstrated the male and female orgasm live, so he would learn there is nothing to be ashamed of. And of course Tim’s brother Rick and sister Anna had been quick to learn the ways to have pleasure with your own body and that of others.
But still this knowledge had not been enough to prepare him for the ultimately horny family experiences they had had last Saturday; he woke up late and had a shower whilst still feeling a bit tired from the Friday night he had spent at a friend’s house playing video games. As usual he didn’t bother putting on clothes when he stepped out of the bathroom to return to his bedroom. His slim, muscled body still a bit wet, and his soft blonde pubic hair contrasting with his sun-bronzed skin. His long uncut cock and big balls dangling left and right as he walked.
At the top of the stairs he spotted his brother Rick, 2 years younger than him, and with darker hair like their father. Rick had been dressed but Tim noticed that he had his shorts and underwear around his ankles and, judging from the motion of his right arm, he was jacking off! Tim naturally became very curious about what had excited his brother so much, he sneaked up behind him and looked over the banister. Looking through the opened kitchen door he saw their father sitting on a kitchen chair in his boxershorts, his face buried between the legs of his daughter Anna. She was stretched over the table holding her small titties in her hands, her pj’s on the floor and her white cotton undies lay on the kitchen counter. Tim’s dick immediately got hard and he couldn’t help but moan at the sight of his father with his sister, this of course alerted Rick to his presence, he looked around, a bit shocked at first but smiling as soon as he saw Tim’s huge boner. “Look at our lucky sister” he said, “Did you notice how hard dad is? His cock is about to rip through his shorts!”. Rick was right, their father’s shorts stood like a tent. And just at that moment, like he had heard their conversation, dad stood up from his chair to rid himself of his underwear. You could see that big cocks where a family trait because all the boys had a huge piece of meat. Father’s was nice and fat, topped with a pointy dickhead and a large sack full of seed, Tim’s was a bit thinner but also a few inches longer, his brother still had the shortest of the tree, but it was incredibly thick for a boy his age. From his own experience (the boys had quite early on learned that jacking or sucking each other was “loads” more fun than masturbating alone) Tim knew the boy always had a huge supply of hot sticky cum.
Tim was enthralled by the horny spectacle on the kitchen table; daddy was slowly pushing his huge dick into their moaning sisters tight pussy, he hardly noticed that his little brother grabbed his balls and started to lick his hard cock. Anna’s moaning became louder and louder until she gave a little scream of orgasmic pleasure while father fucked her hard and deep. Soon after, dad pulled his cock from her wet teenage slit and sprayed his cum all over her tummy, titties and her face. The look of his spermy sister and the blowjob from his brother where more than he could handle and with a huge thrust he rammed his entire cock down Ricks mouth ejaculating deep into his brothers throat.
At that moment the front door opened and their mother came in with a bag full of fresh baked bread from the village bakery. She let her eyes drift from her two boys at the top of the stairs to her husband and daughter on the kitchen table and said “what a nice horny sight you are. Couldn’t you wait for me to get home before starting the party?” She motioned for Tim and Rick to get down, and walked into the kitchen. Dad and Anna didn’t need much time to undress mother, even before the brothers were there they had removed her summer dress and bra. Their mother never wore panties so she stood stark naked in front of the whole family, shaped well, with a firm bosom, a slim waist, wide hips and a clean shaven pussy. She was laid on her back on the table and was about to be pleasured by the whole family at once. Anna climbed atop her position 69, their bodies sliding over each other because of all the sperm daddy had sprayed over his daughter. She started licking her mother’s clit and put her small fingers into her vagina. This caused a whole stream of combined saliva and pussyjuice to flow down her bottom, making it easy for Rick to slide his thick dick into his mother’s ass. Dad and Tim had taken place at both sides of her face and were getting a lovely blowjob. Tim saw his sister’s ass stick up, now her mother was no longer licking it, he put his finger into her very wet pussy. With his dickhead gliding against his fathers dickhead, deep inside mom’s mouth, he fingered Anna so vigorously that she came twice in a row, each time screaming loudly for Tim to go faster and faster. Now mother too moaned as she had a huge orgasm with her son’s cock deep in her ass and her daughter’s tongue in her cunt. Rick couldn’t hold back much longer and yanked his cock from her ass just before he started to cum, thick jets of hot white juice landed on his sisters face and his mother’s pussy until both were completely drenched. Dad and Tim just had to cum too now, both cocks began to pulse simultaneously as they sent wave after wave of sperm down mothers throat, she loved the taste of her two men and kept sucking at their pricks to get every last drop of horny family cum. “Now the boys can watch as the ladies satisfy each other” mom said. She sat on a chair and took Anna on her lap. At first he began to lick Ricks sperm of her daughters face and then they kissed each other, sharing and enjoying the taste of cum.
The men couldn’t help but get aroused by watching them, obviously all their cocks were still rock hard. Tim saw his fathers huge fuckpole and could not stop himself, he grabbed it and started to suck it, the last droplets of sperm coming from the slit were nice and salty. His father, a bit uncomfortable at first, with his son giving him a blowjob, soon started to thrust with his hips, plunging the big cock deeper and deeper into Tim’s throat. Rick also hadn’t remained idle, he now stood behind Tim and was starting to push his dickhead into his brothers anus, luckily his cock was still lubricated with his mother’s pussyjuice, or else it would never have gone in.
Thus mother was being helped to another orgasm, this time with the whole fist of her youngest inside her cunt. And Tim was being treated to a load of cum deep in his throat and in his bowels. Dad and Rick needed a short break and crashed on two chairs, breathing heavily and with limp cocks that still leaked sperm . Tim on the other hand, although he had a sore asshole and pain in his jaws from the their huge fucking cocks, still had a stiff cock, and energy enough to fuck his sister. So he used his hand to get some of his brothers cum from his own leaking ass and used it to lube his own cock, and then he plunged the huge thing into her pussy. Anna made a cry of pleasure and kept moaning as he rammed against her cervix again and again. The rest of the family watched in admiration as the children fucked with passion. Anna had already had a few more orgasms when Tim finally pumped his brotherly seed into her uterus, and by then the two other family members had regained their erections and they too fucked Anna an deposited their cum into her belly.
When they were finished, mom and dad, in turns, licked and sucked the sperm dripping from Anna’s tender little teen pussy. And from that day on the family always went about the house naked, and they decided to fuck each other many more times…

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Now what Do I Do?

Accidental incest between a brother and sister leaves the brother asking the question…now what should I do? What would you?

MY COLONOSCOPY (Humor)

Dedicated to fellow writer Clarise.
Dear reader; this non-erotic short story is my first attempt at writing humor. If you want a little chuckle read on and then leave a comment to let me know what you think of my effort. If you are looking for something a little more sexually salacious, you might want to look at another offering and then come back when you are in the mood for humor.
In support and in solidarity, I dedicate this story to my friend and fellow writer, Clarise, who recently had one of her stories deleted. My Colonoscopy:
by Hardrive
After several weeks of complaining about stomach discomfort and constipation, my wife Rita got tired of my belly aching and called her fudge-packing brother for advice. That made a lot of sense. After all, who better to ask about asshole problems than your queer brother? Woops, did I say queer? I meant to say Homo-American. Anyway, Rita said her brother recommended I go see a gastroenterologist for a full evaluation.
“What?” I asked, “An ass-hole-enter what? That doesn’t even sound like a real doctor. It’s probably some kind of voodoo fag doctor.”
“No, you homophobic ignore-anus” came Rita’s cynical reply. “A gas-tro-enter-ologist, is a doctor that specializes in disorders of the digestive system. My brother is a well regarded general practitioner and if he says you should have a full evaluation of your intestinal track, that’s exactly what you’re going to do. It’s high time someone looks up your stupid ass to see what kind of problems you’ve got brewing up there.”
“Oh, really,” I said, mocking her sarcastic tone, “Since you insist I need to have my colon examined by a doctor, I guess you’re finally ready to admit you’ve been wrong about me all these years.” Rita’s perplexed expression indicated that she had no idea what I was talking about, so I explained. “You’re always saying that I have my head stuck up my ass.” Rita nodded in agreement. “Well,” I said with a smug smile, “if my head was really up my ass why would we need to hire a doctor to see what’s wrong… I could see it for myself.”
I thought that was hilarious, so I slapped my wife’s butt and did a little victory jig while laughing my head off. Rita wasn’t amused.
“Oh, you can’t take it when I get the upper hand.” I started to mock her. “You think you and that fairy brother of yours are so much smarter than me. Just ‘cause I don’t have a fancy college education don’t mean that I can’t tell when you’re trying to pull my leg. There is no such thing as an ass-hole-enter-whatever, So, go ahead and make an appointment with your made-up doctor. I dare you.” Rita just gave me an icy stare, smiled and walked away.
A week later we were sitting at the doctor’s office listening to him explain why I needed to have a colonoscopy. I told the doc I’ve never heard of a cola-ass-copy and had no idea what he was talking about. The doctor picked up a book with full color illustrations and used it to thoroughly explain the procedure. Pointing to the interior of the large intestine he indicated the areas that he wanted to examine and photograph.
Nodding thoughtfully, I pretended to understand what he was talking about and asked a question or two that was intended to display my advanced knowledge of medical terms. “Will you be using an x-ray camera or an MIR to photograph my inners?
The doctor smiled. “No, we use a flexible hose to guild a miniature camera through your anus and into the full length of your large intestine.” Then he showed me a picture of a little camera attached to a very long black hose.
Hell no! I said to myself. I won’t even let my family doctor check my prostate, so there was no way this joker was going to shove a big old hose up my ass. Looking around the office I spotted the door, popped up out of my seat and began to vigorously shake the doctor’s hand while I thank him profusely for wonderful presentation. The doctor seemed confused and tired to interrupt me several times but I just continued to pump his hand while backing up towards the door. My plan was working just fine and I actually got to openthe door open and had one foot over the threshold before my wife decided to intervene.
Now at this point I’d like to pause to give my male readers some advice. Never marry a stout, red headed woman of Italian-Irish descent. That combination gives them a split personality that makes Bruce Banner’s transformation into the Hulk look like a mild eccentricity. In public she tries to maintain the illusion that she is the devoted wife and I’m the boss in our relationship… but in reality she calls all the shots and only lets me do what she wants me to do.
In public she always agrees with me but she uses a code to let me know what she really wants. Whenever she smiles and says ‘Yes dear’ while putting the accent on the ‘yes’ but elongating the ‘dear,’ that means that if I even think about doing what I want, she’ll make my life a living hell. And let me tell you, when my wife says ‘living hell’ she’s not talking about Dante’s little cake walk through the seven levels of the fiery pit. She’s talking about providing me with my own personal apocalypse. Believe me, when it comes to pursuing a vengeful agenda, my wife puts Captain Ahab to shame.
In this case she was determined that I was going to have that colonoscopy, so she moved quickly to intercept me at the door. Putting her arm around me in a very loving way, she smiled at the doctor while she worked her hand under my coat and up to my neck. Putting me in her version of the Vulcan death grip, Rita paralyzed my body. When the doctor noticed that my expression suddenly went blank, he asked if there was something wrong. All I could do was move my head left to right as Rita manipulated the back of my neck. When he asked if he could schedule my procedure, I wanted to say hell no but I found myself nodding ‘yes.’ Then, when the doctor smiled and said goodbye, Rita squeezed the nerves in my neck so hard that my pained grimmest looked like I was smiling back.
By the time we left the doctor’s office, I was feeling dizzy. Leaning against Rita, we walked over to the discharge nurse who gave us the doctor’s instructions and a prescription for a product called ‘Koli-Kleen.’ The nurse said I was to drink two doses of Koli-kleen the night prior to the colonoscopy. What she didn’t tell us was that using that product was going to be, without doubt, the most gruesome part of the whole procedure.
I didn’t know it then but a week after my colonoscopy I did a google search and found that Koli-Kleen is sold in the United States as a prescription laxative, but it was originally developed during world war two by the Gestapo. The Germans called it Magen-buster and used it to get prisoners to voluntarily run into gas chambers they mislabeled “Latrines.” After the war, the Russians developed the formula into a WMD or Weapon of Mass Defecation. When the cold war ended, the KBG sold the formula to the CIA who used it in Guantanamo as an interrogation aid. It was reported that the CIA had a lot of success getting even the most resistant terrorist to literally spill their guts, but when the UN found it was being used on the prisoners, they banned its use as inhumane and a serious breach of the Geneva Convention.
Considering the nefarious history of this product, it was beyond my comprehension how any Pharmaceutical Company could get it approved by the FDA for sale to the American public. But then I saw the outrages price on the insurance company’s invoice and my question was answered.
I was totally ignorant of all that before the colonoscopy so I spent the week prior to the procedure nervously worrying about the ‘big fat hose’ and never gave a second thought to the hellish experience that awaited me on the night before.
When the time came for me to get ready, I read the instructions. Step one said that 12 hours prior to the colonoscopy I shouldn’t take any solid foods by mouth. That kind of confused me since taking solid foods by mouth was the only way I knew how to do that. Anyway, by supper time I was pretty hungry so the wife suggested I try some chicken broth. I love chicken soup but chicken broth was a big disappointment. It is nothing more than hot salty water with a little food coloring. The only chicken you’ll find in chicken broth is the word “chicken” printed on the box.
But I digress… the second step was to try and drink the first dose of Koli-Kleen. I say try because the stuff tastes like industrial grade toilet cleaner. The pharmacist recommended the lemon flavored product but I can tell you right now that the lemon flavoring in that noxious concoction does absolutely nothing to mask its totally disgusting taste. In fact, to this day I still can’t look at a lemon without getting the dry heaves.
The instructions warned that After drinking the first dose I might experience some gastric discomfort followed by a loose bowel movement. That was a gross understatement. What the instructions should have said was that after taking Koli-Kleen, my guts would heave, toss and turn like a small boat caught in a typhoon and that shortly thereafter, everything in my stomach would simultaneously attempt to abandon ship through the stern of my little brown boat.
Holy Crap, that stuff works fast. It may not be written on the box but I believe that one of Koli-Kleen’s chief ingredients is rocket fuel. I say that because when that stuff kicks in, your colon ignites and the full content of your alimentary canal is explosively jettisoned out of your ass with such force that, unless you hold on to the toilet seat, it’s possible that your body could be propelled into low earth orbit.
Needless to say, I spent the whole night sitting on the toilet and nervously waiting for the many intestinal eruptions that followed. Whenever I felt my gut begin to rumble I shut my eyes, held on to the toilet seat and did a short count-down as my rocket powered ass violently sprayed whatever was in my guts into the crapper.
This went on for hours until my intestines were totally empty and I had nothing more to give. By then it was time to drink the second round of Koli-Kleen, and to my absolute amazement, the process started all over again. I couldn’t believe it possible that there was anything left in me to expel, but apparently I was wrong.
My only explanation for this extraordinary phenomenon is that the second dose of Koli-Kleen must have the ability to tap into the spiritual realm, locate my long dead ancestors and channel the festering content of their ancient intestines through my flaming ass-hole and into the commode.
And that leads us to a subject that isn’t covered by the Koli-Kleen instructions. I’m talking about the smell. Oh my god the smell is incredible.
Let’s face it, you can’t flush out the rotting content of someone’s intestine without creating some serious atmospheric pollution. You’re probably going to think I’m exaggerating but things got so bad at my house, that I actually saw lines of staggering insects abandoning the residence. I also witness our house plants literally wither and die right before my eyes. Even the plastic plants keeled over. Rita could attested to all this but she barricaded herself in the guestroom, stuffed towels into the crack under the door, and refused to come out until it was time to go to the clinic.
Needless to say, by the end of the evening I was exhausted. All that running back and forth to the bathroom left my legs feeling like the rubbery limbs of a punch drunk boxer, and my asshole like the business end of a blow torch. That night, after pushing several ice cubes up my raw pucker, I finally passed out and slept like a very tired and dehydrated baby.
The next morning my wife got me up at what is known in military time as “oh five hundred hours.” The “oh” stands for; “Oh my God, I can’t believe it’s still dark.” Anyway, when we arrived at the clinic we thought, since they wanted us there at the crack of dawn, that they intended to begin the procedure right away. We were wrong. Instead they had us filling out forms for hours. The frustrating part is that they had me answering questions I’ve already answered hundreds of times before. What the hell do they do with all that information? Obviously they don’t keep it or they wouldn’t need to ask the same dam questions over and over again.
When I was finished with the questioner the nurse brought in the consent form and asked me to sign. After looking it over I told her that I couldn’t possible sign it. She asked me why and I told her that just over the signature line there was a statement that said that I understood and agreed to all the terms, conditions and provisions stated therein. The document was twelve pages long and written in a Pig-Latin dialect of legalize that was so convoluted and incomprehensible that even my lawyer’s lawyer couldn’t have understood it.
The nurse looked at me and smiled. Then she told me I could take all the time I needed to read the consent forms and I didn’t have to sign them until I fully understood what I was signing. However, she quickly added that if I didn’t have the form signed within the next five minutes she would have to reschedule my procedure.
That’s all she had to say. It took me about five seconds to sign the release and hand it to her. There was no way I was going to reschedule the colonoscopy knowing full well that I would have to go through the same gut-draining pre-procedure I went through the night before. I think the clinic counts on that reaction and that’s why they ask you to sign the consent form after you’ve had the Koli-Kleen experience.
A half hour after I finished the paper work, a very fruity looking male nurse named Hector, came for me. He gave my wife a wink, put his hand on my shoulder and walked around me without taking his hand off my body. Then he asked her a question in a very swishy Spanish accent. “Is this jew hombre?” My wife nodded while trying to contain a very smug smile. Hector returned her smile and said, “Ay que Lindo.” And they both began to giggle as Hector put his hand through my arm and walked me down the clinic’s main corridor. “Don jew warry lindo,” he said as he snuggled up to me. “I will take berry good car of jew.”
Looking over my shoulder I made eye contact with my wife and with a sorrowful and plaintiff gaze I pleaded for her help, but Rita just smiled. It seemed to me that she was enjoying my predicament because all she did was hold up a box of Kolie-Kleen and gave me a looked that seemed to said… ‘are you sure you want to reschedule the procedure?
It was a long and uncomfortable walk to the prep-room, and when we got there Hector released my arm and handed me a plastic bag. He instructed me to go into a little room that had a curtain instead of a door. He asked me to take off all my clothes and put them in the bag. Then he handed me one of those hospital gowns. You know… the kind that is designed to strip you of all your dignity and make you feel more exposed and venerable then you’ve ever felt before.
After putting on the gown I noticed that my ass was hanging out of the back. Try as I might, I couldn’t stretch the cloth to cover my exposed behind. That’s when I saw Hector peeking through the curtains. The pervert was staring at my ass but when he saw me looking at him he smiled and asked if I was ready. Then he pushed a wheel chair into the room and with a big grin he patted the bench and told me to put my cute little tushie into the seat.
There was no way I was going to turn my bare bottom towards that flaming fruitcake so I just stood there looking at him. That’s when Hector decided to come around from behind the chair to help me get into the seat. It was more likely that he wanted to help himself into my seat, so as he approached, I clutched the back of my hospital gown and slowly backed away. Hector kept advancing and I kept retreating so we went around and around that wheelchair until I finally saw an opportunity to safely sit down.
The fruity nurse laughed, his very girly laugh, and called me a crazy gringo as he pushed my wheelchair into another room. There he tied a rubber tourniquet around my arm and tried to put an I.V. needle into the back of my hand. It only took him five tries, and while I would have normally fainted after the second attempt, there was no way I was going to allow myself to pass out while I was alone in the room with him. This was especially true after he started talking about the procedure. With a faraway and dreamy look in his eyes, he described the length and girth of the hose the doctor would be using… and then he said, “El doc-tor wheel e’put it in jew ass nice and e’slow. He wheel go in deeper and deeper. Ay bandito, It’z so beautiful I juice want to e’cry every time I thing about it.”
If I had any doubt about Hector’s sexual orientation, after listening to him describe the procedure, all my doubts were gone. Hector was what I called a real Granola Bar; flaky, fruity and nuts.
“listen up, Hector.” I said with my most manly voice. “There is no way that I am going to have sex with you.”
“What?” Hector said with a genuine look of surprise. Giving me a very stern look and with a very indignant voice he continued. “Is dat what jew ting? Will jew are so rung. Having sex wit jew is da last ting on my mine. DA LAST TING! No senor. First jew will half to ax me to dinner, and den to a show and den after dat….”
“Read my lips Hector… No Way!!!”
Hector looked disappointed so he changed the subject and asked me if I had taken the Koli-Kleen as proscribed. My revolted expression and the cold shiver that ran up and down my spine leaving my puckered face quivering with a look of pure disgust, told him all he needed to know.
“O’ I si, no juan e’toll jew?” The blank expression on my face let him know I had no idea what the hell he was talking about, so he went on. “Jew can e’take un poco de Tequila before jew drink that sheet. Dat e’helps it e’go down mucho more ezy.”
As soon as I figured out what he was trying to say, a light bulb went on over my head. What a great idea. I had a fully stocked bar at home and would have gladly downed a bottle of good Iris whisky if I had known it was okay to drink before taking that Koli-Krap. But then I started to imagine myself drunk and stumbling around the house, squirting and dripping all over the rug and the furniture. There was no way Rita would have cleaned up after me, and knowing her, she probably would have had no alternative but to shot me, torch the house for the insurance money and move down to Florida.
As Hector wheeled me into the procedure room I looked around nervously and saw the doctor and anesthesiologist standing there, but no sign of the dreaded “Big fat hose.” No doubt they planed on bringing it in after I was asleep. That sounded like such a waste of Anastasia. Not because I was so brave that I didn’t need it, but because all they would have had to do was to show me that “big fat hose” and I would have passed out on my own.
Before putting me under, the doctor had me roll over on my side, pull up my knees and count backward from a hundred. As I started to count I heard someone, standing behind me and singing with a swishy Spanish accent. To my great horror I realized it was Hector. He was standing behind me while he sang ”I fee pretty” from ‘West Side Story.’ Oh my god, that raving queen was going to be in the room while I was laying there unconscious and my naked butt exposed.
With my last once of strength I looked up at the doctor and with pleading eyes begged him. “Please shot me now before I pass out from the anesthesia,” but no such luck. The room went dark and the next thing I knew I was waking up in the recovery room, still feeling high from the drugs they gave me.
The first thing I saw was my doctor’s smiling face. He looked down at me and asked how I felt. I told him I felt great except for a little discomfort around that place where the sun never shines. That reminded me of my last thoughts before going under so I reached up, grasped my doctor by the collar and pulling his face down close to mine. In an almost threatening tone I asked him, “Did you leave me alone with Hector at any time during the procedure?” The doctor looked puzzled but he assured me that he hadn’t. When I let him go the doctor said he had good news. My colon was fine and there was no evidence of any malignancy.
“Thanks doc,” I said. Then I asked him to do me a favor. “Please tell my wife…”
“I’ve already given her the good news.” The doctor interrupted.
“No, not that.” I said, as I grabbed him by the collar and pulled him down close to my face again. “I want you to let her know that you’ve performed a very thorough inspection of my entire intestinal track and looked into every nook and cranny of my colon… Got that?” The doctor nodded that he did. “Okay, then I want you to tell her that you’ve found absolutely no evidence that I’ve ever had my head up my ass.”
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